Hogan Doesn't Know Best

Fatherly affection in the Hogan household includes putting a tracker on the cars of Terry "the Hulk" Hogan's daughter Brooke's dates, only allowing her to wear clothing that doesn't completely expose herself, and oiling her up as they bask in the sun...... disturbing Hogan, very disturbing.

Miley Gets Riley

Disney girls are at it again! Miley Cyrus has some new racy photos gracing the internet. (Click here and here). These seem to slightly show up December's photo-ops by gracing the audience with less clothes and more skin.

Did Vanessa Hudgens teach you nothing?

**Update 4/22**
Perez Hilton gave us more Miley photos to gush over... oh dear

Celebrity Headliners

Full House sweetie Jodie Sweetin started her own 'Full House.' Her and her husband of less than a year, designer Cody Herpin had a child this past weekend. Baby Zoie was delivered via C-section Saturday afternoon.

"Jodie says that she and her husband and family are absolutely thrilled and in love with baby Zoie," says a rep for the actress.

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Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpon's reported baby rumors were strongly denied by Wentz:

"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood," he says in an email to MTV News. "This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover ... I mean really, this is crazy ... I mean, we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it."

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A New York businessman bought a 15 minute video of Marilyn Monroe performing sexual favors for an unidentified man for $1.5 million. He said he will not exploit the video, rather bought it to retain her privacy.

• Is Marilyn Monroe really that private to begin with?

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Dr. Phil was going to host a show on the case about a central Florida teenage girl being beaten by eight of her peers on video. This show will not be taking place now because of the bail posted by some of the show's employees.

"We have helped guests and potential guests in the past when they need financial assistance to come on the show," spokesperson Terri Corigliano wrote. "In this case, certain staff members went beyond our guidelines" (re the bail being paid).

"These staff members have been spoken to and our policies reiterated. In addition, we have decided not to go forward with the story as our guidelines have been compromised."

I'd like to know which employee first decided the bail decision was a good choice.

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Being sued by a former body-guard was obviously cause to celebrate for Miss Lindsay Lohan this past weekend. She snagged buddy Samantha Ronson to join her for a night at the clubs. Sounds like the rehab stints were worth every penny!

Elvis's favorite sandwich... MMM!

Make Elvis's favorite sandwich!

Elvis Presley's Grilled Peanut Butter
and Banana Sandwich

• 2 slices of white bread
• 2 tablespoons of smooth peanut butter
• 1 small ripe banana mashed
• 2 tablespoons butter

Spread the peanut butter on one slice of bread and the mashed banana on the other. Press the slices gently together. Melt the butter (or to be truly Elvis-like, melt bacon fat!), over low heat in a small frying pan. Place the sandwich in the pan and fry until golden brown on both sides. Eat it with a glass of buttermilk.

Please note: Elvis tended to eat 12-15 sandwiches a sitting! So belly up!

Need I say more?

The 30 second video

Britains Got Talent 2008 - Andrew Johnston

You will get goosebumps!

Swayze's Surviving

Patrick Swayze hits headlines again after announcing being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer last month.

"Patrick Swayze continues to respond well to his treatment for pancreatic cancer. Because of his excellent response, he will continue the same therapy at Stanford," said his physician, Dr. George Fisher.

Swayze will continue his chemotherapy treatment as he continues on a newfound optimistic road at age 55.

April Fools!

April Fools Day is well under way, and not many are sitting back and not doing anything about it. This includes YouTube.

YouTube has a wonderful little "April Fools" for its millions of visitors.

Every featured video on the home page of YouTube redirects you to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" video.

SURPRISE!